fussy hussy

thats-slightly-raven:

today at work this 11 year old boy came up to me and said ‘hey miss lady woman i like your green hair’ and then he ran off giggling fuck ye that is me im miss lady woman address me like that some more child im thriving off ur compliments 

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

everywhere on tumblr: “me: chill”
me: chill
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marquise8ossyfangs:

I fell in love the way you fall down: slowly, and then all at once.

when was the last time the bro warned you dog in a teen romance

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marquise8ossyfangs:

I fell in love the way you fall down: slowly, and then all at once.

when was the last time the bro warned you dog in a teen romance

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open